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Windows95 SUX
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Oh, when I bought it up,
Brought Windows home excited to boot it up.
But when I load it up,
It says my memory is not enough.
I'll be running out,
I need some extra RAM to fix me up.
I have to cough it up,
Open my wallet up, it never stops, never stops, never stops, never stops!
This windows 95
It's sucking up my drive,
It makes a penny on fire.
But my PC is obsolete,
I'll have to buy myself a brand new machine.
Ring (bring?) it up...

Stick me up
You suck me in then you got me hooked ... You got me ... You got me!
There's so much stuff to buy,
I need a new hard drive,
It's gonna suck me dry.
My PH6 don't have the speed,
It takes an hour just to bring up the screen.

Wow, no, I'm making software buys...
Wow, it's making Bill Gates come (cum?)...
Yo, Yo, You make a rich man come (cum?)...
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Retranscription par Mathieu & J.No